El Potrero

PLACE: El Potrero (5516 Fenton Rd.  Fenton/Hill intersection, next to the Secretary of State [or one down, I don't remember exactly]).

NUMBER: (810)237-8844

VISIT NUMBER: No idea.

REASON FOR RETURNING: Favorite Mexican Restaurant, period.  Words cannot not describe my love for this place.

PRICE: $$, but some entrées do hit the low $$$ range.

CUISINE TYPE: Mexican

WAIT TIME TO ORDER: Usually no more than 10 minutes.

WAIT TIME FOR FOOD: 10-15 minutes depending on the type and amount of dishes ordered.

STAFF IMPRESSIONS: Tend to either be immigrants or college kids.  Most of them speak Spanish fluently, though lately they seem to be getting quite a few people who have been learning it in the kitchen.  The turnover rate seems to be high, though, outside of a few "regulars".  Raquel always has a smile ready for everyone, and I adore her for it.

FOOD IMPRESSIONS:

•Always order something with the queso sauce.  You will not be disappointed.  It's simple, creamy, and delicious, as well as very traditional.  If you want some with spice, get the ChoriQueso dip.  Your tastebuds may think they've died and gone to heaven.

•The chorizo has an a tangy, spicy flavor to it, as well as having a kick, instead of lacking one or the other like most do.

•The "Camarones al Chipotlé (Chipotle Shrimp)" is quite possibly the spiciest dish on the menu, depending on the cook.  Everything is made to the taste of the on-duty chef, which is what makes this place so charming.  I love the Camarones, though, because you can always taste the smokiness of the chipotle peppers, regardless of the heat. A lot of cooks play up the Pow, not the Wow, but I have never had that issue here.

•The tortillas are fluffy, but not too thick, and hardy.  I always get an extra order (3 to a tinfoil packet) for mopping up my cheese sauce.  FABULOUS.

•Get the fried ice cream.  Just do it.  You'll thank me later.  Lactose intolerant?  I am so sorry.

DRINKS: Coke; usual Mexican beers (Modelos and Corona); horchata (a sort of sweet rice-milk and cinnamon concoction); apple juice, sometimes orange or pineapple, too.  The happy hour margaritas are a great deal.

SATISFACTION: Yes.

WOULD RECOMMEND?: Of course.

NOTES: Always kid-friendly - plenty of space, and the servers always have something nice to say or give to the kids.  If you go for Happy Hour, or tag along on a friend's meal, and only order chips, any order after the first is something like $1.50 to $2?  This isn't the case if you order food, though.

Capitol Coney Island

PLACE: Capitol Coney Island (G4021 Van Slyke Road, SE corner of Bristol and Van Slyke).

NUMBER: (810)238-5961

VISIT NUMBER: Lost Count

REASON FOR RETURNING: My personal favorite Flint Coney Island.

1. PRICE: $
2. CUISINE TYPE: American
3. WAIT TIME TO ORDER: 15 minutes.  I'll explain in the notes.
4. WAIT TIME FOR FOOD: Did not get food.

5. STAFF IMPRESSIONS: Did not seem understaffed, but the waitstaff who were there did not seem to care about those of us who were waiting for food.

6. FOOD IMPRESSIONS/TASTES: N/A.

7. DRINK SELECTIONS: Pepsi products, plus the usual coffee/juice/milk selection.

8. SATISFACTION: Honestly, none.

9. WOULD RECOMMEND?  Not based on this visit, no.

10. NOTES: They are remodeling from the light-50's diner style they had, to a darker style, and had apparently decided that they only needed 8 booths (plus the bar) for their patrons.  As they are a 24-hour restaurant located diagonally from one of the largest employers in the city (and less than a mile from another), this seems like a rather odd move.

I walked in and sat down, as is normal, and the waitress brought me two menus, asking if I was "dining solo".  I said yes.  She sat both menus down, got my drink order out to me, and walked away, and I didn't see her for another five minutes (when she walked to another table to spend some time with those patrons).  Ten minutes later, she walked over to me to ask if I wanted to order some appetizers while I waited.  She either misheard or didn't believe I was dining alone, but had not thought to check on me until I had been waiting for a quarter of an hour.

I finally got to order what I wanted, and sat back to wait, but ended up having to leave almost immediately due to a phone call.  I never received any apology, though one table did have the chef come out to apologize to them over a food mixup, which I thought was rather appropriate.

I honestly was rather upset by my treatment, and if this had been my first visit, I probably would not be back.  My only hope is that the waitstaff is a bit more attentive to a single diner.

Freakin' Unbelievable Burgers

PLACE: Freakin' Unbelievable Burgers (5100 W. Corunna, Flint Twp.  Next to VG's)
NUMBER: (810)422-5429
VISIT NUMBER: 2
REASON FOR RETURNING: Good food.

PRICE: High $-Low $$
TYPE: Burger Joint meets Fusion meets Nightclub
TIME TO ORDER: Queue, ~8 minutes.
TIME TO FOOD: Less than 10 for straight-off the menu orders, about 10 for a custom.

STAFF IMPRESSIONS: Bright, bubbly, mostly-female floor staff; why were all the guys seemingly hiding out in the kitchen?  Very helpful, but not good at moving the slower-ordering people along or out of the way, and speed is crucial in line-ordering.  Due to the set-up of the kitchen-floor door, customers standing and waiting are privy to kitchen conversations - including private lives, and disparaging remarks about the food/orders.  It isn't terribly comforting to hear, "GROSS!" coming from the back, and not know why.

FOOD: The smells of the food are wonderful.  It literally smells like an outdoor barbecue, and who doesn't live the smell of grilling meat?
The Thai Burger (Cheddar Cheese, Grilled Pineapple, Thai Sauce, Fried Wontons, and Lettuce) is a great mixture of sweet, spicy, and savory - the pineapple and sauce work together perfect harmony.  The fries are thick-cut and starchy, without being too potato-tasting - a pillowy center surrounded by that perfectly fried crust.  The wontons had a sort of stale taste, probably from the frying, but the Cinnamon Wontons had no real sweet flavor to them along with the stale-fried texture.
The custard is creamy, thick, and delicious, but melts more quickly than ice cream (meaning major brain freeze)!  The fried portobellos are amazing, and the balsamic vinegar reduction sauce is *to die* for, even alone.  The fried green beans are good, but the chipotle mayonnaise just tasted like Red Robin's Campfire sauce, with less BBQ sauce.

DRINK SELECTION: Great selection of Michigan craft and not-so-craft beers.  Coke products with public fountain.  They have smoothies, shakes.  More alcoholic choices include cabernet, chardonnay, and moscato wines; as well as frozen drinks like margaritas, piña coladas, punch, and daiquiris.

SATISFACTION: Burgers are delicious (and the Make Your Own out of ANYTHING is a wonderful idea I will have to try and review in the future!), as are the sides, but be wary of some extras.  The service is good, as long as you aren't in a hurry and decide to stand and wait up front.  Make sure to judge the speed of the line over the size.

NOTES: The atmosphere reminds me a bit of an under-18 nightclub, with the grayscale colorscheme, color-changing lights. and pop music, but most of the clientele seems to be over Katy Perry, One Direction, and the like.  I do wish they had a larger music selection.
Also, the place is kid-friendly, offering plenty of high chairs and booster seats, but no space to put the high chairs except an aisle.  Also, the dining room seems to be mostly tables, but there are about a dozen booths that I saw.

WOULD I RECOMMEND? Yes.  The taste and price of the appetizers and burgers far makes up for my decor and dessert issues.  Also, they sell bottled Dirty Bastard!  What's not to love?

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